The male version of #howdoiputthisgently. Thanks for procrastinating with me.Alm0st AcceptableTumblr (3.0; @alm0stacceptable)http://alm0stacceptable.tumblr.com/Photo<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1ix5iNLeZ1r6jz48o1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://alm0stacceptable.tumblr.com/post/47029780254http://alm0stacceptable.tumblr.com/post/47029780254Wed, 03 Apr 2013 12:28:45 -0400When I had a bad day and I come home to my childhood stuffed animal...<p>Don&#8217;t judge!</p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m32clzh3jO1r7xe86.gif"/></p>http://alm0stacceptable.tumblr.com/post/21822648053http://alm0stacceptable.tumblr.com/post/21822648053Wed, 25 Apr 2012 21:40:07 -0400alm0stacceptablecatstuffed animalloveWhen all my attention is focused on a gorgeous butt down the street...<p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2yyojLojh1r7xe86.gif"/></p>http://alm0stacceptable.tumblr.com/post/21702832707http://alm0stacceptable.tumblr.com/post/21702832707Tue, 24 Apr 2012 01:46:00 -0400alm0stacceptablerunnersbuttWhen I eat while high...<p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2yykb9yIi1r7xe86.gif"/></p>http://alm0stacceptable.tumblr.com/post/21702741950http://alm0stacceptable.tumblr.com/post/21702741950Tue, 24 Apr 2012 01:43:00 -0400alm0st acceptablehamsterfoodweedWhen my professor calls on me in my Accounting class...<p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2yy81r7if1r7xe86.gif"/></p>http://alm0stacceptable.tumblr.com/post/21702506381http://alm0stacceptable.tumblr.com/post/21702506381Tue, 24 Apr 2012 01:36:20 -0400alm0stacceptablebabytiredWhen I'm a father...<p>This is what my children will go through&#8230;</p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2yy0r8ZTE1r7xe86.gif"/></p>http://alm0stacceptable.tumblr.com/post/21702357736http://alm0stacceptable.tumblr.com/post/21702357736Tue, 24 Apr 2012 01:32:04 -0400alm0stacceptablefatherwheelbarrowfaceplantWhen a bug lands on me...<p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2yxqlK4SZ1r7xe86.gif"/></p>http://alm0stacceptable.tumblr.com/post/21702146419http://alm0stacceptable.tumblr.com/post/21702146419Tue, 24 Apr 2012 01:26:01 -0400alm0stacceptablecatsscaredy catbugsWhen I work out...<p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2t0s4b6wx1r7xe86.gif"/></p>http://alm0stacceptable.tumblr.com/post/21464134796http://alm0stacceptable.tumblr.com/post/21464134796Fri, 20 Apr 2012 20:46:05 -0400When I feel a spider web on me...<p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2oy6zWjcU1r7xe86.gif"/></p>http://alm0stacceptable.tumblr.com/post/21336999636http://alm0stacceptable.tumblr.com/post/21336999636Wed, 18 Apr 2012 15:59:26 -0400When I'm in bed and I think there's a ghost in my room...<p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2oy3eG5dv1r7xe86.gif"/></p>http://alm0stacceptable.tumblr.com/post/21336896534http://alm0stacceptable.tumblr.com/post/21336896534Wed, 18 Apr 2012 15:57:25 -0400When the token party slut makes a move...<p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2o4bfk5601r7xe86.gif"/></p>http://alm0stacceptable.tumblr.com/post/21317586500http://alm0stacceptable.tumblr.com/post/21317586500Wed, 18 Apr 2012 04:50:00 -0400partyslutalm0stacceptableWhen someone gets mad at me while I'm high...<p>This is what I see:</p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2o4e4CTHF1r7xe86.gif"/></p>http://alm0stacceptable.tumblr.com/post/21317503840http://alm0stacceptable.tumblr.com/post/21317503840Wed, 18 Apr 2012 04:44:00 -0400highangryalm0stacceptableWhen I get in a drunken fight...<p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2o4fkeYJz1r7xe86.gif"/></p>http://alm0stacceptable.tumblr.com/post/21317473338http://alm0stacceptable.tumblr.com/post/21317473338Wed, 18 Apr 2012 04:42:00 -0400fightdrunkalm0stacceptableWhen I see a beautiful butt down the street...<p>What I wish I could do:</p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2o4hxZALX1r7xe86.gif"/></p>http://alm0stacceptable.tumblr.com/post/21317435244http://alm0stacceptable.tumblr.com/post/21317435244Wed, 18 Apr 2012 04:40:00 -0400steve-ojackassuranusbuttalm0stacceptableWhen I black out..<p>What I wish would happen:</p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2o4k0wGHv1r7xe86.gif"/></p> <p>What actually happens:</p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2o4ltC2Ws1r7xe86.gif"/></p>http://alm0stacceptable.tumblr.com/post/21317394472http://alm0stacceptable.tumblr.com/post/21317394472Wed, 18 Apr 2012 04:37:00 -0400blackoutpigbikealm0stacceptableWhen I see a hot girl with her frat boyfriend...<p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2o4nf6sG01r7xe86.gif"/></p>http://alm0stacceptable.tumblr.com/post/21317328858http://alm0stacceptable.tumblr.com/post/21317328858Wed, 18 Apr 2012 04:33:00 -0400fratboyfriendwavealm0stacceptableWhen a girl leans over to talk to me..<p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2o4ovrXsa1r7xe86.gif"/></p>http://alm0stacceptable.tumblr.com/post/21317300945http://alm0stacceptable.tumblr.com/post/21317300945Wed, 18 Apr 2012 04:31:00 -0400boobsdistractionalm0stacceptable