When I had a bad day and I come home to my childhood stuffed animal…

Don’t judge!

When all my attention is focused on a gorgeous butt down the street…

When I eat while high…

When my professor calls on me in my Accounting class…

When I’m a father…

This is what my children will go through…

When a bug lands on me…

When I work out…

When I feel a spider web on me…

When I’m in bed and I think there’s a ghost in my room…